I hope it wasn't fine corinthian leather! :p

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I hope it wasn't fine corinthian leather! :p

Postby MPerry » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:00 pm

I found this old craigslist posting that made me laugh. :lol:

To the woman who crapped in my car

Reply to: pers-1007823954@craigslist.org[?]Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be themost humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinkingthe Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent andwitty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date inthe passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot.

Call me” was meant to be funny, notoffensive.I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. Ithappened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. Iprobably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it"gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants.

In fact, I am impressed by yourboldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sittingon a heated leather seat...What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take yousomeplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.I await your call,Tad P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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Re: I hope it wasn't fine corinthian leather! :p

Postby Sneke_Eyez » Thu Nov 28, 2013 10:17 pm

Ha, that's funny!
I think I've seen that before!
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Re: I hope it wasn't fine corinthian leather! :p

Postby moparmike » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:11 pm

Wow, true or not that is just f'n funny!
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